Allow me, madam, but it won't help --
You and me and P. B. Shelley --
Glossina morsitans, or, the Tsetse --
Now tell me about yourself --
The strange case of Mr. Ormantude's bride --
Pay to the collector of internal revenue --
I'll stay out of your diet if you'll stay out of mine --
I'm sure she said six-thirty --
Do, do, do what you done, done, done before, before before --
MS. found in a quagmire --
The voice of experience --
We don't need to leave yet, do we? or, yes we do --
The hat's got my tongue --
Slow down, Mr. Ganderdonk, you're late --
The screen with the face with the voice --
Here we go quietly nuts in May --
I want a drink of water, but not from the thermos --
The trouble with women is men --
A beginner's guide to the ocean --
Lines to be hummed from a supine position to the hummer's osteopathic physician --
Drive slow, man chordling, or, April, 1941 --
A friend in need will be around in five minutes --
A brief explanation of women --
Put back those whiskers, I know you --
No doctors today, thank you --
It's a grand parade it will be, modern design --
Down the mousehole, and what science missed there --
July 4, 1941--July 4, 1942 --
Visitors laugh at locksmiths, or, hospital doors haven't got locks anyhow --
Lament on the eve of parting --
Suppose he threw it in your face --
Who shall I say is calling? --
Now you see it, now I don't --
So that's who I remind me of --
There's always an ubblebub --
Please pass the biscuit --
Say about seven or seven-fifteen --
"Tomorrow, partly cloudy".
Dr. Fell and points west --
Thoughts thought on an avenue --
Thoughts thought while waiting for a pronouncement from a doctor, an editor, a big executive, the department of internal revenue or any other momentous pronouncer --
Seeing eye to eye is believing --
The strange case of Mr. Niobob's transmogrification --
On gratitude we stand patitude --
For Dr. Warren Adams, who kindly bound the author far beyond his deserts --
And three hundred and sixty-six in leap year --
One good hoarder deserves another --
Just wrap it up, and I'll throw it away later --
Dr. Fell? I thought so --
The strange case of Mr. Pauncefoot's broad mind --
What street is this, driver? --
So does everybody else, only not so much --
Allergy in a country churchyard --
A penny saved is impossible --
Don't even tell your wife, particularly --
What'll we do now, or, I'm afraid I know, or, good old just plain charades, farewell --
Here's to you, little blue boy --
Frailty, they name is a misnomer --
Please keep on forwarding --
Practically a summary of practically autumn --
Get up, fellows, it's time to go to bed --
Who's going Mr. Platt's way? --
I don't mean us, except occasionally --
Has anybody seen my noumenon? --
A bulletin has just come in --
Go ahead, look, and listen --
Brakeman, hand me my niblick --
Not George Washington's, not Abraham Lincoln's, but mine --
Don't wait, hit me now! --
Further reflection on parsley --
I'll write their number down when we get home --
Ask daddy, he won't know --
The boy who laughed at Santa Claus --
